Instagram has taken over the way we
stalk research dates, stalk get inspo from celebrities, stalk see the goings on with an old frenemy from high school, and of course hope that others stalk double tap our selfies that only took 12 tries and some FaceTune to get just right.
It’s past the most neurotic time of the year, and we’re allowed to buy things for ourselves again. InstaBoutiques add to the list of how ubiquitous Instagram is to our daily survival. And unlike those fake Facebook to-good-to-be-true $10 dress shops, these Instragram shilling weirdos are the real fucking deal.
Brought to you by those Betches with the fabulous memes on Insta and their new podcast, that I personally love. shopBetches has all the t shirts, hats, and even bedding to keep you in a perpetual betchy state. From plays on Yonce and Mean Girls, to the most relate-able vodka/soda, spin-class, Netflix and Leave Me Alone everything, shopBetches has everything you need to be your unapologetically Millenial Betchy self.
This weirdo isn’t afraid to get her hands dirty. Liz hand makes all of her metal jewelry just for you. She even puts up with the weather in her garage to deliver, that’s commitment! Remind the world that us nasty women are still alive and well with her stamped necklaces or go a little more low key with a “fuck anxiety” or monogram ring. She takes special orders. She fucking rocks.
Oooooooooh this witchy little Aussie hit me right in the fuzzy. Crystal necklaces, earrings, and rings, are just a few of of the gorgeous pieces offered; fully sized crystals are fully available. Before you know it, you’ll be longing to dawn a merlot lip and take a stroll through your local woodland area. Although she’s based in Australia, the site will let you know how much you’ll have to pay in American monies.
It’s EXACTLY what it sounds like. Although I’m likely to cringe at the repackaged trends of the 1990s, as assumed by people born after 1998, Grunge Source manages to keep when I love intact. They offer the obligatory crop tops, alien chokers, alien beanies, strategically placed alien hologram tee shirts, alien power banks, ect. Hologram back packs and phone cases are available in case you are worried about not being seen by cars at night when getting into adolescent mischief. The Instagram page is everything you need to fuel your angsty teen side (or just your angsty side if you’re a teen), as your ironically scroll on your iPhone snuggled in its new Cat Middle Finger case.
Fuck yes to all the glitter. Send the other fab weirdos in your life delightful gift boxes for a fancy Thank You, Happy Birthday, Break Up Package, or their Seasonal Box. Or you can go a la cart with Disco Ball tumblers, adorable door necklaces, and sparkley pouches that are impossible to lose in the infinite abyss of your purse. Packed Party has everything you need when you’re feeling especially eccentric and colorful.