COMPANY IS COMING

The most anxiety producing phrase of my life. Right up there with “Bring your bathing suit!” and “It’s time for team building exercises!” Some of us are natural hosts. Not me. I’m a party go-er, not a party thrower. I’ll help scrub base boards and light a bad mixture of scented candles all day…as longContinue reading “COMPANY IS COMING”

Sick Day Game Changers

It’s that fucking time of the year again.  The weather is unpredictable, it’s mostly wet and dark, people aren’t getting their fucking flu shots, and we’re all getting fucking sick. I’m super lucking because I only work 3, 12 hour shifts a week, so if I happen to catch my death, I stand a changeContinue reading “Sick Day Game Changers”

Not Like Regular Brides

Hey Weirdos. I’m engaged now, which is exciting. After a whopping 5.5 years, I’d say it’s about damn time. So this means that I get to start planning a wedding. And let me tell you, I haven’t even picked out colors yet because anytime I do a Google or a Pinterest I’m blasted with navy,Continue reading “Not Like Regular Brides”

Packin’ Heat

You guys…friggin’ SUMMER is here. And let me tell you something my body is not ready (I mean it is…it’s fine. I’m just panicking. You see, I’m very pale.). Mostly because in my little corner of the world spring just straight up cancelled itself and we went from a scarf and a coat moment toContinue reading “Packin’ Heat”

The Library is Open

I don’t know about you, but it takes a pretty damn riveting book to lock me in. It’s not like I don’t like to read. After all, reading is what? I wrote this before the Guardian interview…don’t @ me. And although I love to read a bitch on the reg, it’s probably more socially healthyContinue reading “The Library is Open”

This Just Gets Me To Normal

WEIRDOS!! Jesus, you know what I’m really bad at?  Follow through.  Never again will I promise a two part post because I tried like 10 times to write the second part of the Chick Flick post and seriously it just wasn’t happening.  TBH it’s why I haven’t posted since early November.  So we’re moving theContinue reading “This Just Gets Me To Normal”

Like, The Rules of Feminism

Every now and again I go on a genre tear. I’ll flood my eye balls with Wes Craven “bloody topless virgin final girl” films or comfortably numb by brain with all 257 Fast and Furious movies.  But there is no time that I’m not in the mood for chick flicks.  Ever since my mom draggedContinue reading “Like, The Rules of Feminism”

ZEN AF

You what a super fun place to be in your life is?  Relating to the Narrator from Fight Club.  Watching Fight Club a few times.  Listening to podcasts about Fight Club.  Reading Fight Club.  Not because you relate to having an imaginary friend that is the personification of the hot to crazy ratio, but becauseContinue reading “ZEN AF”

“Adulting”

Watching “Steven Universe” and “Vanderpump Rules” on my Ikea couch that easily turns into a double bed,  I “accidentally” let the neighbor’s cat in the house again and she’s not mad about the head scratches.  Got my favorite robe on, fuzzy socks on my feet, and a glass of rose in my hand.  My laptopContinue reading ““Adulting””

Weird Body. Fab Body. Every Body.

I don’t care how body positive you think you are, when someone says “beach trip” or “shorts season” you’re going to wonder if can  shed a few inches before that scary day is upon you.  I’m not asking to be Kate Moss or even have an Ashley Grahm moment.  But for the love of ChristContinue reading “Weird Body. Fab Body. Every Body.”