Enter the Season of the Basic Witch

Here we are again, Weirdos. The most wonderful…and basic…time of the year. Infinity scarves, pumpkin spice everything, Hunter boots, chunky relaxed sweaters. Good bye Aperol Spritz, hello spiked apple cider. Now, I love fall because I’m a little bit Halloween Freak, little bit Basic Bitch. So are you…that’s why you’re here. In Central Ohio, you […]

Influence Me

Weirdos, I’m officially super bad at this whole “lifestyle blogger” thing.  And yes, I’m gonna keep it one hundo and admit that that is, in fact, a “lifestyle” blog.  I think a lot of those who live their life on the web that don’t adhere to either the millennial pink/ looking down at their shoes/ eyelash extension […]

Packin’ Heat

You guys…friggin’ SUMMER is here. And let me tell you something my body is not ready (I mean it is…it’s fine. I’m just panicking. You see, I’m very pale.). Mostly because in my little corner of the world spring just straight up cancelled itself and we went from a scarf and a coat moment to […]

The Library is Open

I don’t know about you, but it takes a pretty damn riveting book to lock me in. It’s not like I don’t like to read. After all, reading is what? I wrote this before the Guardian interview…don’t @ me. And although I love to read a bitch on the reg, it’s probably more socially healthy […]

This Just Gets Me To Normal

WEIRDOS!! Jesus, you know what I’m really bad at?  Follow through.  Never again will I promise a two part post because I tried like 10 times to write the second part of the Chick Flick post and seriously it just wasn’t happening.  TBH it’s why I haven’t posted since early November.  So we’re moving the […]

ZEN AF

You what a super fun place to be in your life is?  Relating to the Narrator from Fight Club.  Watching Fight Club a few times.  Listening to podcasts about Fight Club.  Reading Fight Club.  Not because you relate to having an imaginary friend that is the personification of the hot to crazy ratio, but because […]

Weird Body. Fab Body. Every Body.

I don’t care how body positive you think you are, when someone says “beach trip” or “shorts season” you’re going to wonder if can  shed a few inches before that scary day is upon you.  I’m not asking to be Kate Moss or even have an Ashley Grahm moment.  But for the love of Christ […]

I Choo-Choo-Choose You

  Oooooohhhhh Valentines’s Day.  It’s so easy to say “Fuck off”.  It’s a holiday that has nothing to do with the dude that’s it’s named after, it puts pressure on couples to have a good time just because the calendar say 2/14, and it makes single people feel like shit.  Hallmark sure knows how to […]

InstaShopper

Instagram has taken over the way we stalk research dates, stalk get inspo from celebrities, stalk see the goings on with an old frenemy from high school, and of course hope that others stalk double tap our selfies that only took 12 tries and some FaceTune to get just right. It’s past the most neurotic time […]

Weirdo Wears Winter Wares

Winter/ cold weather style is a great way to show off how fabulous and weird you are.  Being a midwesterner myself, I resigned to the fact that once mid-November hits, Hell will be frozen over until April and will be a PMSing bitch immediately before and after.  Although we’re in the throws of winter, we […]