Sick Day Game Changers

It’s that fucking time of the year again.  The weather is unpredictable, it’s mostly wet and dark, people aren’t getting their fucking flu shots, and we’re all getting fucking sick. I’m super lucking because I only work 3, 12 hour shifts a week, so if I happen to catch my death, I stand a changeContinue reading “Sick Day Game Changers”

Packin’ Heat

You guys…friggin’ SUMMER is here. And let me tell you something my body is not ready (I mean it is…it’s fine. I’m just panicking. You see, I’m very pale.). Mostly because in my little corner of the world spring just straight up cancelled itself and we went from a scarf and a coat moment toContinue reading “Packin’ Heat”

The Library is Open

I don’t know about you, but it takes a pretty damn riveting book to lock me in. It’s not like I don’t like to read. After all, reading is what? I wrote this before the Guardian interview…don’t @ me. And although I love to read a bitch on the reg, it’s probably more socially healthyContinue reading “The Library is Open”

This Just Gets Me To Normal

WEIRDOS!! Jesus, you know what I’m really bad at?  Follow through.  Never again will I promise a two part post because I tried like 10 times to write the second part of the Chick Flick post and seriously it just wasn’t happening.  TBH it’s why I haven’t posted since early November.  So we’re moving theContinue reading “This Just Gets Me To Normal”

ZEN AF

You what a super fun place to be in your life is?  Relating to the Narrator from Fight Club.  Watching Fight Club a few times.  Listening to podcasts about Fight Club.  Reading Fight Club.  Not because you relate to having an imaginary friend that is the personification of the hot to crazy ratio, but becauseContinue reading “ZEN AF”

I Choo-Choo-Choose You

  Oooooohhhhh Valentines’s Day.  It’s so easy to say “Fuck off”.  It’s a holiday that has nothing to do with the dude that’s it’s named after, it puts pressure on couples to have a good time just because the calendar say 2/14, and it makes single people feel like shit.  Hallmark sure knows how toContinue reading “I Choo-Choo-Choose You”

The Basic Bro, and You

Hello my Fabulous Weirdos!  Today I am going to take a break from all the Halloween fun and talk to you today about a very modern problem of a modern weirdo :  The Basic Bro.  Who doesn’t love a good pigeon hole?  Of course everyone is a special individual with independent thoughts and feelings (exceptContinue reading “The Basic Bro, and You”