Enter the Season of the Basic Witch

Here we are again, Weirdos. The most wonderful…and basic…time of the year. Infinity scarves, pumpkin spice everything, Hunter boots, chunky relaxed sweaters. Good bye Aperol Spritz, hello spiked apple cider. Now, I love fall because I’m a little bit Halloween Freak, little bit Basic Bitch. So are you…that’s why you’re here. In Central Ohio, you […]

Influence Me

Weirdos, I’m officially super bad at this whole “lifestyle blogger” thing.  And yes, I’m gonna keep it one hundo and admit that that is, in fact, a “lifestyle” blog.  I think a lot of those who live their life on the web that don’t adhere to either the millennial pink/ looking down at their shoes/ eyelash extension […]

The Library is Open

I don’t know about you, but it takes a pretty damn riveting book to lock me in. It’s not like I don’t like to read. After all, reading is what? I wrote this before the Guardian interview…don’t @ me. And although I love to read a bitch on the reg, it’s probably more socially healthy […]

This Just Gets Me To Normal

WEIRDOS!! Jesus, you know what I’m really bad at?  Follow through.  Never again will I promise a two part post because I tried like 10 times to write the second part of the Chick Flick post and seriously it just wasn’t happening.  TBH it’s why I haven’t posted since early November.  So we’re moving the […]

ZEN AF

You what a super fun place to be in your life is?  Relating to the Narrator from Fight Club.  Watching Fight Club a few times.  Listening to podcasts about Fight Club.  Reading Fight Club.  Not because you relate to having an imaginary friend that is the personification of the hot to crazy ratio, but because […]

Weird Body. Fab Body. Every Body.

I don’t care how body positive you think you are, when someone says “beach trip” or “shorts season” you’re going to wonder if can  shed a few inches before that scary day is upon you.  I’m not asking to be Kate Moss or even have an Ashley Grahm moment.  But for the love of Christ […]

Costume: Unforgivable

Hello hello, Weirdos.  As we approach the most spooktacular (oh, fuck me) time of the year, it’s time to round out the finer details of the costume (or three) that will be dawned on the later half of the month.  If you’re like me you have your costume for work, a drag show or other […]

Haunt Your House

Happy October Weirdos!  It’s my favorite month of the year.  I’m listening to Astonishing Legends and Night Vale, drinking a New Belgium Pumpkick Ale (a beer at 9am is like a beer a 9pm for a nocturnal person getting off a night shift), and getting my house ready in preparation for the best holiday Hallmark […]

Not-so-Fabulous Travel Woes

I love to travel, but by body does not.  Everything in my gut turns to concrete, all the water I drink hangs out in my face, hands, and feet, and my alcohol tolerance disappears.  I look like a teenager half-assing an eating disorder at Kroger the week before I go anywhere with all the Diurex, […]